I think I may have found my purpose to be, and how to live productively!
Since I deal with stress through humor, the wildest, and sometimes dirtiest double innuendo will fly forth from my swollen from allergy mouth.
have to start writing these gems down. like in the ER tuesady, when blood pressure sky high and very short of breath. Doctor comes up, introduces himself -I'm on the gurney in the hall right in front of critical care nurses desk - and my movement disorder had started kicking in. Doc asks me "What are you doing there, tapping out Morse code?" I replied "No, but the act gets even better, so if you would put me in a room, you can charge admission and make a few bucks."
Heard of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?
I'm going to do the Loopy Red Rash tour. So who is going to travel with me? we don't have to do stand up, we can do lay on the couch.
ba da da thump thump (the drummer likes to make a punch line drive home)